Jokes

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt

Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A high school math problem!

Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.