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Mathematics Magazine for Grades 1-12  

 

9/2004

 

 

 

Jokes

BIG NUMBERS

Question: "How many seconds are there in a year? Answer: "Twelve, January second, February second, March second,

INCONSISTENCY THEOREM

LITTLE BOY: "My math teacher is crazy". MOTHER: "Why?"

LB: "Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2."

FRACTIONS OVER EASY

Did you know that 5 out of every 4 people have a problem with fractions

AN AVERAGE DAY HUNTING

Three statisticians went duck hunting. A duck was approaching and the first statistician shot,

And missed the duck by being a foot too high.  The second shot and was a foot too low.  The third cried, "We hit it!"

ENOUGH, ALREADY!

What did one math book say to the other? Don't bother me I've got my own problems!

ALGEBRA QUIZ

Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?"

Student: " Ten Q"

Teacher: "You're Welcome."