Mathematics Magazine for Grades 112 



9/2004 



JokesBIG
NUMBERS Question:
"How many seconds are there in a year?” Answer: "Twelve, January
second, February second, March second,” INCONSISTENCY
THEOREM LITTLE
BOY: "My math teacher is crazy". MOTHER: "Why?" LB:
"Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five
is 3 + 2." FRACTIONS
OVER EASY Did
you know that 5 out of every 4 people have a problem with fractions AN
AVERAGE DAY HUNTING Three
statisticians went duck hunting. A duck was approaching and the first
statistician shot, And
missed the duck by being a foot too high.
The second shot and was a foot too low.
The third cried, "We hit it!" ENOUGH,
ALREADY! What
did one math book say to the other? Don't bother me I've got my own problems! ALGEBRA
QUIZ Teacher:
"What is seven Q plus three Q?" Student:
" Ten Q" Teacher:
"You're Welcome." 
