Mathematics Magazine for Grades 112 



8/2004 

JokesRight answers Ralph: Dad, will you do my math
for me tonight? A
mathematician wandered home at 3 AM. His wife became very upset, telling
him, "You're late! You said you'd be home by 11:45!" The
mathematician replied, "I'm right on time. I said I'd be home by a
quarter of twelve." Why mathematicians are afraid
drive a car?  