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Mathematics Magazine for Grades 1-12  

 

8/2004

     

Jokes

Right answers

Ralph: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?
Dad: No, son, it wouldn't be right.
Ralph: Well, you could try.

A mathematician wandered home at 3 AM. His wife became very upset, telling him, "You're late! You said you'd be home by 11:45!" The mathematician replied, "I'm right on time. I said I'd be home by a quarter of twelve."

Why mathematicians are afraid drive a car?
Because the width of the road is negligible comparing to its length.