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How many professors does it take to replace a light bulb?
One: With eight research students, two programmers, three post-docs and a secretary to help him.

How many graduate students does it take to replace a light bulb?
Only one: But it takes nine years.

How many math department administrators does it take to replace a light bulb?
None: What was wrong with the old one then?

 

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