Mathematics Magazine for Grades 1-12  






Why did the cube cross from the second to the third dimension?

The second dimension was too square.

A mathematician, statistician and accountant were finalist for a position as VP in a large corporation. The hiring committee asked them all the same last question:

The mathematician was first." How much is 500 plus 500?” they asked"1000" he replied without hesitation.” Thank you", they dismissed him.

Next the statistician.” How much is 500 plus 500?""On the average, 1000 with 95 % confidence" replied the statistician” Thank you", they dismissed him.

Next the accountant." How much is 500 plus 500?""What would you like it to be?" responded the accountant. They hired the accountant.

If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!

Maths Teacher: Now suppose the number of sheep is x...
Student: Yes sir, but what happens if the number of sheep is not x?

Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my statistics class: it would seem so much longer


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