Mathematics Magazine for Grades 1-12  

1/2004

Jokes

TEACHER: Why are you late?
JOHNNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
JOHNNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: Johnny, why are you doing your math problems on the floor?
JOHNNY: You asked me to solve them without using tables!

TEACHER: Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHNNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHNNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how *I* spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
JOHNNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
JOHNNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?
JOHNNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

JOHNNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
JOHNNY: Your name on this report card.